• {The running joke in my family is that I love asian boys, which is kinda true, haha... But they were recently convinced that there was a particular one on my mind lately, which is NOT true, haha... Here's our (slightly edited) Facebook convo...}
  • my mum: ...Who is it?
  • my Aunt Sue: Who is what?
  • me: oh lawd... i am NOT sayin! haha, nope, nope, nope...
  • Aunt Sue: Saying what? What we talking about??!!
  • me: we ain't talkin about jack!!!
  • my Aunty Debbie: lies......I think dey talking about a Asian boy that Cheyanne wants to marry!!! LOL
  • me: NOOOOOOO!!!!! LMFAO, NO NO NOOOOOO!!! there is NO ASIAN BOY!!!
  • my mum: He sat next to Brian in the movie theater [when we went to see Star Trek]!! I knew he was there for a reason!!!
  • me: LMFAO!!! NO!!! i don't know WHO that dude was, but he wasn't with me!
  • Aunty Debbie: What!!! He sat next to Brian and did not introduce himself?? Him brite.....I dont like him!!!...
  • me: oh my gawd... you guys are insane... =D
  • my mum: They were actually chatting during the movie! He wasn't 'fraid...
  • me: shaddap!!!
  • Aunt Sue: Why you protesting so much, Chan?...
  • my mum: WHO YOU TELLIN' SHADDAP? You lucky your foot too big fe bind up!!!
  • me: you guys are so silly... there is no asian boy, mmkay?
  • Aunt Sue: That is what you say but I see the way you look at the guy in [the chinese restaurant]... Lusting after him like he is some General Tao's chicken!
  • me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! don't get me wrong, i love me some general tso's chicken, but i am NOT lusting after any asian boy!!!!! not in [the chinese restaurant], not ANYWHERE!!! no time soon!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!
  • Aunt Sue: You doth protest too much...Sure sign of guilt....